Monday, February 25, 2008

Stuff I Don't Like . . .

I was searching for something on the internet the other day and one link took me to some guy's My Space page that was a long list of stuff he didn't like. Sadly, what I was looking for and was on his list was "Police Academy movies." This poor misguided soul. But, I liked his idea of posting a long list of stuff he didn't like. So, here is a list of stuff in modern society that Chris Johnson doesn't like . . .

1. Starbucks
2. My Space
3. Personal Trainers
4. Hip Hop "culture"
5. Coach bags
6. Barack Obama
7. Panera Bread
8. Golf
9. Dave Matthews Band
10. Hip Hop "fashion"
11. Fox News
12. Grey's Anatomy
13. MTV
14. Christopher Guest movies
15. Internet slang (ie. blog, vlog, etc.)
16. The Lord of the Rings

You can bet your sweet ass that I will be adding to this list again!

Friday, February 22, 2008

The Films of Craig!

So the other day I started thinking about great titles for movies starring Criag. I thought I'd share a few of them with you . . .

The Last Temptation of Pie
Live and Let Pie
The Pie with the Golden Gun
For Your Pie Only
The Pie Who Loved Me
Pie: The Motion Picture
The Wrath of Pie
Pie and Leeman's Bogus Journey
Pie, Robot
Pie Spy
The Undiscovered Pie
Planet of the Pie
Mr. Pie Goes to Washington
It's a Wonderful Pie
The Running Pie
P for Pie
The Search for Pie
The Omega Pie
Dr. Moonpie or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Provisions
Pie Hard
Pie: Cultural Learnings of Portsmouth for Make Benefit Glorious County of Chesterfield

I hope you have enjoyed these. I will add more as they come to me. Feel free to make suggestions!

Why comic books are better than novels

It's simple . . . because a picture is worth a thousand words.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Wilford Brimley has Diabeetus!

I know Craig and I have talked about this before but I had no idea it was as wildly fascinating to other people as it is to me. I'm sure everyone has seen the commercials for Liberty Medical where Wilford Brimley tells us he has diabetes. But instead of saying it like everyone else does, he says . . . diabeetus! Well, some clever folks have made some great music videos out of these commercials. Here they are for your amusement. If they are only "mildly amusing" to you, I don't care. I almost pissed myself luaghing at them! My stomach was hurting after laughing at these things!