Monday, February 25, 2008

Stuff I Don't Like . . .

I was searching for something on the internet the other day and one link took me to some guy's My Space page that was a long list of stuff he didn't like. Sadly, what I was looking for and was on his list was "Police Academy movies." This poor misguided soul. But, I liked his idea of posting a long list of stuff he didn't like. So, here is a list of stuff in modern society that Chris Johnson doesn't like . . .

1. Starbucks
2. My Space
3. Personal Trainers
4. Hip Hop "culture"
5. Coach bags
6. Barack Obama
7. Panera Bread
8. Golf
9. Dave Matthews Band
10. Hip Hop "fashion"
11. Fox News
12. Grey's Anatomy
13. MTV
14. Christopher Guest movies
15. Internet slang (ie. blog, vlog, etc.)
16. The Lord of the Rings

You can bet your sweet ass that I will be adding to this list again!


Craig said...

How about ectoplasm?

Chris Johnson said...

I will freely admit that ectoplam is not the most pleasant substance to come into contact with. My tolerance, however, does depend greatly on its viscosity. The "thicker" it is, the more it grosses me out. No matter what its consistancy happens to be though, I do not want it in or near my mouth. At least I can wash my hands but some things, no amount of listerine will wash out! LOL